No, I don't know what I'm doing.

What is a blog?

I have no idea, I've never had one.

I'm not really sure about what I have to say or write. I guess I should make intelligent comment, include sardonic wit from time to time and maintain an all-round atmosphere of sarcasm?

Wikipedia told me this:
"A blog (a contraction of the term "Web log") is a Web site, usually maintained by an individual [1], with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video. Entries are commonly displayed in reverse-chronological order. "Blog" can also be used as a verb, meaning to maintain or add content to a blog."

I think I will use 'blog' as a verb, thank you very much. I'll also try my best to personally maintain the site with regular entries on whatever I feel should be bespoken (I put that in there just to piss you off) about.

I also like Unicorns, Uniclops and Cycorns.

Anyway. This is me, my blog. I'll probably be writing a lot on music and what not, but for now this is who your dealing with.